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Stockbrokers and Lightbulbs

    Version 1:
    How many stockbrokers does it take to change a light bulb?

    "My God! It burnt out!! Sell all my G.E. stock NOW!!!"

    Version 2:
    How many stockbrokers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Two all up. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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