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Teacher Retiring After 30 Years

    A teacher was retiring after 30 years of teaching, so each child decided they wanted to bring her a special retirement present. A little girl who was the daughter of a fine chocolate dealer brought her a box full of fine chocolates.

    A little boy who was the son of a florist brought her a big bouquet of flowers. Another little boy who was the son of a fine liquor dealer brought her a big box that was sealed, and it had something leaking from the bottom of the box. The teacher said, "I bet I know what this is!"

    She tasted some of the juices that were leaking from the box and said, "I bet this is some wine!"

    The little boy said, "Nope!"

    She tasted it again and said "Liquor?"

    The little boy said, "Nope!"

    She tasted it again and said, "Beer?"

    The little boy said, "Nope!"

    She said, "Well what is it?"

    The little boy said, "A puppy!"

    - Submitted by Tonya_Alisha to Jokes4U.


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