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Texas Vacation

    There was a guy from Ohio and he went to Texas on a vacation. The first night on the town he stopped at a big restaurant. He sat down at a table and a waitress comes up to him and asked him for his order. He told her that he wanted a beer. She went to the back and came back a few minutes later with a two foot tall bottle of beer. He looked at it and said "Isn't that a little big?" the waitress replied "Everything is big in Texas."

    So then she asked him want he would like to eat. He looked at the menu and said he wanted the grilled steak. She went to the back and came out thirty minutes later with his order. But by this time he had drunk half of the beer and was a little drunk. She put the steak on the table and he looked at it for a second. It took up half the table with some hanging off the sides of the plate. He looked at her and said "Isn't that a little big?" she then replied "Everything is big in Texas."

    So he ate some of the steak and drank the rest of the beer. At this point he was really drunk. Then the waitress came near his table and he flagged her down. He then asked her where the bathroom was. She said "It's to your right, three doors down on your left."

    So he stumbled to the hallway and went three doors down. But instead of turning left he turned right and went out on to a balcony and stepped off in to a pool. Then he looked up and started to wave his arms and yelled "Don't flush!"

    - Submitted by Phil


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