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The Frog

    This really really old guy is walking on the beach one day.

    He hears a little teenie tiny voice calling out "Hey Mister ... pssst ... come here."

    He looks around and sees a little tiny frog under a palm tree. He picks it up and it says "Hey Mister ... if you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful young woman and your wishes will be my commands forever."

    He takes the frog, puts it in his pocket, and starts to walk back toward home.

    The frog says "Hey, what are ya doing? Don't ya want to kiss me?"

    The old man says, "No ... to tell you the truth, at my age, a talking frog is worth a whole lot more to me."

    - Submitted by Jokes4U.


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