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Jokes.Net Religious Jokes: The Pope is pulled over for speeding
The Pope, having been invited to address the United Nations, arrives in New York and
is wisked away in a private limo. Unfortunately, security delays have made the Pope late for
his speech and he instructs his driver to make up the delay by driving as fast as he can. Even
with the driver's best efforts, the Pope knows they are still going to arrive late and insists
that the driver make even better time. The driver fears for the Pope's safety and hesitates to
drive any faster. Now totally frustrated, the Pope tells the driver to get in the back and let
him drive.
The Pontiff takes the limo beyond known limits, making incredible turns and wildly
dodges in and out of traffic in an effort to reach the United Nations in time. Six blocks from
their destination a New York police officer catches up with the limo and pulls them over. Upon
approaching the driver's side window and recognizing the Pope immediately, the police officer
informs the Pope he was speeding and driving recklessly. The Pope explains "We are in a very
big hurry to address an international audience on the most urgent of worldly matters".
The officer begs the Pope's pardon and returns to his squad car to make a call to headquarters.
"Get me the chief right away!" the officer demands.
"This is the chief, what's the problem?"
"Chief, this is Roberts. I've pulled over a big shot, and I'm
not so sure what to do"
"Who is it, the Mayor?" asks the chief.
"Bigger than that" says the officer.
"Don't tell me you pulled over the Governor!" asks the chief.
"Bigger than the Governor" says the officer.
"Bigger than the Governor! A Senator? A Congressman?"
"Bigger" say the officer.
"Who the hell did you pull over, the President of the United States?!" the chief asks, alarmed.
"Chief, I'm not sure who he is, but his driver is the Pope!"
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