Win Online
Get Lucky

. . . . .

Jokes Directory

Tell a Joke

Receive Jokes in your email

. . . . .
Jokes.Net: Network of Comedy

Jokes.Net Professional Jokes:
Engineer Jokes

Three Freshman Engineers

    Three freshman engineering students were sitting around one day arguing about who might've designed the human body. The first one said, "It must've been a mechanical engineer. The human body has all those levers and pivots and stuff - a mechanical engineer must have designed all that."

    The second one said, "No, it had to have been an electrical engineer. The complex way the nerves are wired up to the brain must have been designed by an electrical engineer."

    Then the third one said, "No, it was a civil engineer. Who else would have run a waste water line through a recreational area?"


    Find Jokes at Jokes.Net Jokes Directory



Click for Worlds #1 Casino Portal


. . . . .


Buy Comedy Books and CDs


Advertise on Jokes Net


Jokes.Net Home

. . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


2000 - present. Australian Media Pty Ltd. All Rights Reserved.
Please read our Legal Statement and Privacy Policy.