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Two Men S.O.S.

    Two men were hunting in the forest and accidentally got lost. They waited for a plane to look for them to take them to safety. When the plane arrived, one of the hunters said, "Shoot three times in the air. That is the distress call." So they did, and the plane flew by and didn't stop.

    The next day as the plane flew out, they shot three times in the air again, but the plane flew on and didn't stop. On the third day as the plane flew by, one hunter said, "O.K. shoot three times."

    The other hunter replied, "O.K. but we're almost out of arrows!"

    - Submitted by Donoman to Jokes4U.


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