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Two Nuns Painting

    The head nun told 2 nuns too repaint the nun living quarters but they would be in deep trouble if they got any paint on their robes.

    so nun 1 thought "hey why don't we take all our clothes off and paint and we won't get in trouble because our robes won't be soiled"

    nun 2 said "great" so they started painting and nun 2 made sure the door was locked so no one came in.

    then there was a knock on the door.

    nun 2 said "who is it??"

    someone answered "blind man"

    nun 1 said " it's a blind man let him in he won't see us"

    so nun 2 unlocked the door and the man goes, "oh you've got really nice boobs, anyway i'm here to fix the blinds"!!!!


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