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Yo Mama Fat Jokes

    Yo momma so fat ...

    Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
    Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
    Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
    Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
    Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
    Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
    Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
    Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
    Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
    Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
    Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
    Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
    Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
    Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
    Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
    Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
    Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
    Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
    Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
    Yo momma is so fat she got baptized in sea world.
    Yo mama so fat she went to the dry cleaners with her dress and they said mrs. we dont do curtains.
    Yo mama so fat that you've got more chins that a Chinese phonebook.
    Your mama so fat, when she walkes out of a store wearing yellow, everyone yells, "Hey taxi."

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