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    A blonde was driving her car and she kept turning. Finally, a cop pulled her over and asked her why she was turning in circles. She answered, "Well officer I kept turning but their was a tree always in my way." The officer shoke his head and said, "Ma'dam, that's your air freshioner.

    A doctor asks his blond patient what hurts. She says "everything". He touchs a part of her body and asks "does this hurt?". "No" she says He keeps doing it and tells her to touch herself. OUCH she screams. It turns out she had a broken finger.

    - Submitted by Rachel

    Q: What is a blonds favorite potatoe chip?
    A: Frito-lay

    - Submitted by Rachel

    Q: Whats the easiest way to kill a blond?
    A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

    - Submitted by Rachel

    Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain cell?
    A: Gifted.

    - Submitted by Cici

    Q: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine under water???...
    A: Just knock.

    - Submitted by Frank

    Q: What do u call a fly in a blonds head?

    - Submitted by Allan

    Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker's on??
    A: It's on. It's off. It's on. it's off....

    - Submitted by Myndi

    Q: How do you know a blonde has been using your computer?
    A: There is white out on the screen!

    - Submitted by Pamela

    Q:What do you call 17 blondes standing ear to ear.
    A:a wind tunnel

    - Submitted by Dan

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