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    Q: why are blondes so proud of their hair color?
    A: It hides their head lice

    - Submitted by Nicole

    Q: what's the only reason men prefer blondes?
    A: Because brunettes aren't as easy to get into bed.

    - Submitted by Nicole

    Q: how do blondes attract men?
    A: by putting their ankles behind their ears.

    - Submitted by Nicole

    Q: How did the blond die ice-fishing??
    A: She got hit by the zambonie!!

    - Submitted by ?

    A blonde walks into a library & says "I'd like a burger and fries please". The young librarian replies "Erm, this is a library". The blonde leans over,apologises & whispers,"I'd like a burger & fries please".

    - Submitted by Angel

    Q: How do you confuse a dumb blond?
    A: Put it in a circle room an tell it to sit in the corner.

    - Submitted by Brett

    Q: What do u do if a blonde chucks a grenade at u?
    A: Pull the pin out and chuck it back.

    - Submitted by Steve

    Q: How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb into a room?
    A: 501, 1 to hold the light bulb and the rest to turn the room.

    - Submitted by ?

    Q: Why don't blondes ever go to the plastic surgeon for thigh or butt implants?
    A: Because their butt and thighs are already BIG enough.

    - Submitted by Nicole

    There was a blonde and a brunette walking down the street and the brunette said oh look a dead bird and the blonde looks up.

    - Submitted by ?

    Q: What do you call 2 blondes in a freezer?
    A: Frosted flakes.

    - Submitted by Daniel

    Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
    A: Ten, one to make the dough and nine to peel the smarties!

    - Submitted by Mrs. so-not-blonde

    Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory?
    A: She kept throwing out the w's

    - Submitted by Mrs. so-not-blonde

    Q: What do you call a blonde in a bmw
    A: A divorcee.

    - Submitted by Mrs. so-not-blonde

    Q: What did the blonde say after sex?
    A: NEXT!

    - Submitted by Mrs. so-not-blonde

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