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Blonde Jokes

Short Blonde Jokes

    Q: How can you tell if a blond is a good cook?
    A: She gets the poptart out of the toaster in one piece.

    Q: What do you call a blonde at university?
    A: A visitor.

    Q. Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm?
    A. They think their getting their picture taken.

    Q: What did the mom say to her blonde duaghter before a date?
    A: If your not in bed by 12 come home.

    Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?
    A: He didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

    Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering?
    A: The noise gave her a headache

    Q: Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea?
    A: He said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.

    Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
    A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

    Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
    A: Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass him the blow dryer!

    Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
    A: They drowned in Spring training.

    Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
    A: He's the one on his bike.

    Q: Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?
    A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.

    Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
    A: Double-dumb

    Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?
    A: The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

    Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
    A: It is the one with the kickstand.

    Q: What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team?
    A: A new version of the Lawn Darts game.

    Q: Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?
    A: It was too tight

    Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath?
    A: He still hasn't gotten all the hair off his tongue.

    Q: Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother?
    A: He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.

    Q: Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
    A: They're too hard to re-train.

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