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    Q: Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to water ski?
    A: He couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    Q: What are two blondes doing in front of a motorcycle?
    A: Arguing about who is going to sit by the window.

    Q: What did the Blond get on her IQ test?
    A: Drule

    Q: What is similar in a Smart Blond and a Alien???
    A: You hear about them but you never see them...

    Q: What Is A Blonde's Most Frequently Used 4 Letter Word?
    A: NEXT!

    Q: What do you call a smart blond?
    A: Endangered species

    Q: What do you call a movie about a man trying to make a blond smart
    A: Mission Impossible

    Q: Two blondes are walking down the sidewalk when a man walks up and ask are you sisters?
    A: They both start laughing and the one says no were not even catholic.

    Q: Why do blondes wear green lip stick?
    A: Because red means stop!

    A blond is in an elevator when a man walks in the blond looks at him and says "t-g-i-f"
    The man looks at her and replied"s-h-i-t"(letters only)
    The blond is very confused at this point and try to explain "t-g-i-f thank god it's Friday"
    The man smiles and says"s-h-i-t sorry Hun it's Thursday"

    Q: How can you tell if a blond has been at a computer?
    Q: There is rat poison beside the mouse.

    Q: Do you know how to make a blonde go crazy?
    A: Put her in a round room and tell her to go pee in a corner!

    Q: Why are Blonde jokes so dumb??
    A: Well so men can understand them

    Q: How did the blond commit suicide?
    A: She gathered all of her clothes into a pile and jumped off.

    A blond scientists wants to determine how far a frog can jump. So she gets a frog and commands it to jump. At once the frog jumps. The blond measures and rights in here journal : frog with four legs jumps 8 feet. Then she cuts of the two front legs of the frog. She commands it to jump. The frog struggles a bit but manages to jump. She rights in her journal : frog with two legs jumps 3 feet. Once more she cuts of the other two legs. She commands the frog to jump but it just sits there. Then the blond wrights : frog with no legs losses hearing.

    Q: Why did the blond prostitute think she was a poet?
    A: Because she layed and he paid

    Q: What do you call 9 blondes in a circle?
    A: A dope ring.

    Q: Why can't blondes be pharmacists?
    Because they can't figure out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter.

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