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    Q: How many blonds does it take to screw in alight bulb?
    A: 1 blonds will screw any thing.

    Q: How do you confuse a blond?
    A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner.

    Q: What is the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead blond in the road?
    A: There's skid marks before the snake

    Q: How do you tell if a blond girl has a blond boy friend?
    A: Her belly button's black and blue

    Q: What is the difference between Jupiter and a blonds head
    A: Jupiter isn't hollow

    Q: What does a blonde do every morning when she looks in the mirror.
    A: She introduces her self.

    She was so blond that she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window

    Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
    A: A brunette with bad breath!!

    Q: Why Did The Blond Have Lipstick On Her Steering Wheel?
    A: She Tried To Blow The Horn

    Q: Why does a blond wear a tight skirt
    A: To keep here legs closed

    Q: what's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?
    A: You can drop your load in a washer and it won't follow you around you for a week

    Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
    A: The Air Pump!

    Q:Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
    A: She missed.

    Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
    A: They don't know the route.

    Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
    A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

    Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
    A: A know-it-all bitch.

    Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
    A: Marriage.

    Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
    A: "Thanks for the refill!"

    Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
    A: Because they don't know any better.

    Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
    A: A dope ring.

    Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?
    A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

    Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by "the fuzz"?
    A: "No. But I've been swung around by the tits."

    Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
    A: Spot.

    Q: What is more stupid then a brunette trying to start a fire in a pool?
    A: A blonde trying to put it out.

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