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Short Christmas Jokes 6

    Q: Why does Santa hire elves to make his toys?
    A: Because they make short work of the job!

    Q: What is Frosty's favorite dinner?
    A: Spaghetti and snowballs.

    Q: What would you get if you crossed a pig with a Christmas tree?
    A: A porker tree!

    Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas carol?
    A: "Jungle Bells".

    Q: Why did the elf paint himslef green?
    A: He was moonlighting as a leprechaun.

    Q: Why do we kiss under the mistletoe?
    A: Because it's more fun than shaking hands!

    Q: Did you hear about the author elf?
    A: He only wrote short stories!

    Santa: "Those toymakers I hired are just not working out."
    Mrs. Claus: "Like they say, good elf is hard to find."

    Q: What is a vampire's favorite Christmas song?
    A: "I'm Dreaming of a bite Christmas.'

    Q: What amphibian do we hang in doorways at Christmas?
    A: Mistletoad.

    Q: What has a red suit, a white beard, and rows of razor-sharp teeth?
    A: Santa Jaws.

    Q: Why is Santa like a busy gardener?
    A: Because all he does is hoe, hoe, hoe.

    Q: What would you call it if your wedding day was Decembr 25?
    A: A Marry Christmas!

    Q: In the Middle Ages, what did most people get for Christmas?
    A: The plague!

    Q: Who had a beard, webbed feet, and wrote A Christmas Carol?
    A: Charles Duckens!

    Q: What's red and white and blue all over?
    A: A candy cane holding its breath!

    Q: What do you call a fear of being trapped in a chimney with a fat man?
    A: Santa Claustrophobia!

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