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Short Easter Jokes 3

    Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
    A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)

    Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
    A: In the dictionary.

    Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
    A: Hareobics.

    Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
    A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

    Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
    A: Hoppy Easter!

    Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
    A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.

    Q: What type of movie is about water fowl?
    A: A duckumentary.

    Q: What is the end of Easter?
    A: The letter R.

    Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
    A: Mallardjusted.

    Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
    A: A bee comes after it

    Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
    A: Hot, cross bunnies.

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