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Short Easter Jokes 4

    Q: What is a dog's favorite Easter terat?
    A: Jelly bones!

    Q: What has big ears, brings Easter terats, and goes hippity-BOOM< hippity-BOOM?
    A: The Easter Elephant.

    Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
    A: By hare mail!

    Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?
    A: You need an eggsplanation!

    Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
    A: With a hare dryer!

    Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan?
    A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

    Q: What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
    A: Colored scrambled eggs!

    Q: Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?
    A: He wanted them to lay colored eggs!

    Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
    A: 'Heard any good yolks lately!'

    Q: What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
    A: The Easter Barney!

    Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
    A: He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

    Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
    A: They lived hoppily ever after!

    Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
    A: The Oyster Bunny!

    Q: What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
    A: One to three for breaking and entering.

    Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
    A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

    Q: Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?
    A: It's pretty hard to swallow!

    Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
    A: It's a tender tail!

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