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Short Halloween Jokes 10

    Q: Where do ghosts take their dirty coats?
    A: To a dry-screamers.

    Q: What did the phantom on guard duty outside the haunted castle say when he heard a noise?
    A: 'Halt! Who ghosts there?'

    Q: Why was the shy ghost frightened of going to the opticians' party?
    A: Because he thought he might make a spooktacle of himself.

    It was a graveyard romance. Boy meets ghoul.

    Q: What music do ghosts like?
    A: Haunting melodies.

    Q: How did the two ghosts fall in love?
    A: It was love at first fright.

    Q: On what day do ghosts play tricks on each other?
    A: April Ghoul's Day.

    Q: Where can you catch a ghost train?
    A: At a mainfestation.

    Q: Why did the female ghoul like demons?
    A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

    Q: What do you call a female ghost who serves drinks and food on a 'plane?
    A: An air ghostess.

    Some years ago I tried to become a ghost writer. But I couldn't find any ghosts who wanted me to write for them.

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