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    Q: What do little ghosts drink?
    A: Evaporated milk.

    Q: Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
    A: Because people are dying to get in.

    Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
    A: Just before someone screams.

    Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
    A: "How do you boo, sir? How do you boo?"

    Q: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
    A: Ghost toasties with booberries.

    Q: What's soft, moldy and flies?
    A: A spoiled bat.

    Q: What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down his back?
    A: "You're under a vest!"

    Q: What happened to the monster that took the five o'clock train home?
    A: He had to give it back.

    Q: Why did the monster salute his vegetable soup?
    A: He looked in his bowl and saw a kernel of corn.

    Q: What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
    A: A dead ringer.

    Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
    A: I'd like to get to gnaw you.

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