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Short Halloween Jokes 9

    Q: What is a werewolf's favorite type of story?
    A: A hairy tale!

    Q: Did you hear about the hippie werewolf?
    A: He was fur out, man!

    Q: What do you call two witches who live together?
    A: Brommates!

    Q: Did you hear about the obnoxious pumpkin?
    A: He was a real jerk-o'-lantern!

    Q: What does an Australian witch ride on?
    A: A broomerang!

    Q: What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous director?
    A: Steven Spellberg!

    Q: Where do spooks go to mail a letter?
    A: The ghost office.

    Q: What did the vampire say to the Invisible Man?
    A: "Long time, no see!"

    Q: When is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you?
    A: When you're a mouse!

    Q: What happened when the little witch misbehaved?
    A: She was sent to her broom.

    Q: What do you say to a depressed vampire?
    A: "Fang in thre!"

    Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
    A: Try tickling his funny bone!

    Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?
    A: A ghoul Yule!

    Q: What is Dracula's favorite line for meeting girls?
    A: "Hey, gorgeous. What's your blood type?"

    Q: How come vampires never seem to have any trouble?
    A: Because they're a pain in the neck!

    Q: How did the ghost look in her designer sheet?
    A: Boo-tiful!

    Q: What did the angry skeleton say to the other skeleton?
    A: "I have a bone to pick with you!"

    Q: What do little sppoks call their parents?
    A: Mummy & Deady.

    Q: Why was Frankenstein acting so strangely?
    A: His head wasn't screwed on right.

    Q: Where do little monsters play at recess?
    A: In the ghoulyard!

    Q: What did the Pilgrim vampire celebrate?
    A: Fangsgiving.

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