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    Q:What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
    A: A pool table.

    Q: What is a zebra?
    A: 26 sizes larger than A bra.

    Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
    A: Sanka. And what kind of lettuce? Iceberg.

    Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
    A: A nervous wreck.

    Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
    A: The taste.

    Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
    A: Anyone can roast beef.

    Q: Where do you find a no legged dog?
    A: Right where you left him.

    Q: Where do you get virgin wool from?
    A: Ugly sheep.

    Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
    A: They all have phones.

    Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
    A: They're trying to get away from the noise.

    Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
    A: Because they have big fingers.

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