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Short Teacher Jokes 3

    Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!
    Pupil: What ?, and get bitten!

    Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
    Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

    Why were you late?
    Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
    You mean you need to sleep at home too!

    Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
    Class: Hooray
    Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

    Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
    Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?

    Son: I can't go to school today.
    Father: Why not?
    Son: I don't feel well
    Teacher: Where don't you feel well?
    Son: In school!

    Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
    Pupil: Not very much!

    Father: I hear you skipped school to play football
    Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!

    Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
    School Secretary: Who is this?
    Pupil: This is my father speaking!

    Father: How do you like going to school?
    Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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