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Short Teacher Jokes 4

    Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
    Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!

    Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you?
    Pupil: How did you know?
    Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!

    Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
    So what's so great about that?
    It's snowing outside!

    Q: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
    A: Lots of blood tests!

    Q: What kinds of tests do they give witches?
    A: Hex-aminations!

    Father: What did the teacher think of your idea
    Son: She took it like a lamb
    Teacher: Really ?, what did she say?
    Son: Baa!

    Father: How were the exam questions?
    Son: Easy
    Father: Then why look so unhappy?
    Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

    Father: How did you exams go?
    Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject
    Father: What do you mean, nearly 100?
    Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

    Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test
    Class: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!

    Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test?
    Son: Absence
    Father: You were absent on the day of the test?
    Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

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