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Short Teacher Jokes 6

    Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
    Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

    Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?
    Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!

    Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you?
    Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

    Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?
    Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

    Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?
    Pupil: The sausage!

    Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?
    Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

    Teacher: Your new here aren't you, what's your name?
    Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
    Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then.
    Pupil: My dad won't like that.
    Teacher: Why is that?
    Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

    Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
    A: Because his class was so bright!

    Q: Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?
    A: He couldn't control his pupils!

    Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?
    Pupil: Nobody I know!

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