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    I failed every subject except for algebra.
    How did you keep from failing that?
    I didn't take algebra!

    Teacher: Are you good at math?
    Pupil: Yes and no
    Teacher: What do you mean?
    Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

    Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?
    Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

    Teacher: Did you parents help you with these homework problems?
    Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!

    Teacher, I can't solve this problem.
    Any five year old should be able to solve this one.
    No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

    Teacher: What's 2 and 2
    Pupil: 4
    Teacher: That's good
    Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect!

    Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
    Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

    Teacher: How much is half of 8
    Pupil: Up and down or across?
    Teacher: What do you mean?
    Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

    Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?
    Class: At once!

    Q: If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
    A: None, they were all copycats!

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